He finally receives word that his father has been relocated, so the band pools their money to buy him a suit and then head to the airport. Meanwhile, another member of the band, Jim, has revealed that he is searching for his long-lost father. Yashito is angered by Jeff's death and sets out for revenge. The remaining band members stage a rescue, wherein they free their singer and accidentally kill Jeff. Jeff tries again by kidnapping Tom, the lead singer of Dragon Sound. Consequently, the rival band enlists the help of Jeff, who summons Dragon Sound to fight at a train depot, but he and his men are badly defeated by Dragon Sound's superior Tae Kwon Do. The band leader brings a large group of rowdy guys to Dragon Sound directly and fights them in the street, but Dragon Sound defeats them. Jeff disapproves of his sister's relationship with John and confronts him at school, but Mark, the leader of Dragon Sound, stands up to him.Īnother band confronts the owner of the club over his hiring of Dragon Sound, but gets beaten up. She has become romantically involved with John, the bassist of the club's band, which consists of five University of Central Florida students who live together and train Tae Kwon Do. At a club, the ninjas' second-in-command, Jeff, sees his sister Jane onstage. As they sing it, they are “friends for eternity/loyalty/honesty/We’ll be together/forever/We’re on top because we play to win!” A movie made by people who learned everything in life from late night cable movies, where gangsters only speak in the language of random profanity, and where every son of a bitch can be fixed with a swift kick.A cocaine deal in Miami is interrupted by a group of motorcycle-riding ninjas led by Yashito, who steal the drugs and ride back to Orlando to party. He must be! William Eagle is a gangster with the world’s thickest beard, so dense and thick that it is like a black hole on his face…and he wants FIGHT! Who will he fight? Dragon Sound! But Dragon Sound will blow dry their hair into poodle towers, then stab everyone with their swords. It is making everyone cry! But still he is a good warrior. One of them has not even ever had a birthday. They take off their shirts and sing songs like “Against the Ninja” with so much raw passion that their mullets burst into flames and laser beams shoot out of their crotches. This is a Viking drinking song of excellence, a song written in throwing stars, bad dialogue, compound bows, and ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas! Ninjas who can light bricks on fire with their hands! Dragon Sound is the new dimension in rock n’roll who play the hottest Miami nightclub, Park Avenue. Worried looking white guys holding plastic uzis and wearing Panama hats, a band named Dragon Sound who only want to change the world via the interracial, intergalactic magic of Tae Kwon Do, and flocks of scurrying, scampering, sword-swinging ninjas. But tonight we have a print and Ronald Reagan is dead, so who’s laughing now? From the same cracked minds who gave us 2010 NYAFF discovery LA Streetfighters, The Miami Connection played in only three theaters when it was released before Ronald Reagan ordered the CIA to steal all the prints and lock them up. You will look at it and your face will melt off like Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Yes, and you will be dead from ninja, too, once you gaze upon the crown jewel of American cinema, The Miami Connection. What? Ninja? Where? Oh no! I am dead! Dead from ninja.
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